LIRR train ride stories

[xxtheacaciastrainxx]

Let's hear some stories about LIRR train rides.

GO!

[Tom]

One time, me and about 5 other kids took the LIRR to the city for some skateboarding.  On the way back, my one friend didn't want to pay.  So, we hid him under all our backpacks and sweatshirts for the entire ride!  Pretty funny stuff right there. 

[xxtheacaciastrainxx]

That's pretty cool I've always noticed some strange things occurring on the train. I was commuting back from a concert ( saw In This Moment, and ironically one of the bands on the bill Motionless in White covered a Rob Zombie song "Dragula" and he was performing at Nokia that same night!) and it was a packed train, no one collected tickets so i walked out with about 50 one way valid tickets.

Iv'e always admired the small forestry and scenery that seems to be created along the railways to the sides admiring the different areas and noticing how everything is arranged, i take a line from port washington directly into penn so it's pretty interesting! Also iv'e seen on several occasions this one guy who hops from the Bayside stop and always hides in the bathroom as to not pay, his "arch nemesis" is this female conductor who always foils his plots not to pay it's quite humorous!

[Mad KPSH]

Once saw a drunk guy mouthing off to everybody who he passed as he walked up and down the train car. He came to me and said something  thinking i would not do something about it. I stood up  and he got in my face. I hit him so hard  that he hit another seat and 2 teeth poped out. I rolled him over and got his hands behind his back when the train pulled into the station and Nassau pd pounced on him. The conductor saw the whole thing and had P.D. at the next stop.  Turns out he started this in another car and he assulted a man and woman. People in the train came up to me and thanked me. I also got a letter and a call from LIRR thanking me.

It was a "Only in New York" moment.

     I was on track 18 platform waiting for the train and the K-9 unit locked in on me, came up to me and the dog went nuts riping apart my "dogie bag" of a meatloaf sandwitch I got at a deli. I never laughed so hard in my life. I was laughing so hard ( including the P.O.) that I missed my train. The P.O. felt bad, even offered me money for the meatloaf. Funny part is that I ate only half because the meatloaf was fantastic. The dog thought that too.


madKPSH

[Suburban Life]

Once saw a drunk guy mouthing off to everybody who he passed as he walked up and down the train car. He came to me and said something  thinking i would not do something about it. I stood up  and he got in my face. I hit him so hard  that he hit another seat and 2 teeth poped out. I rolled him over and got his hands behind his back when the train pulled into the station and Nassau pd pounced on him. The conductor saw the whole thing and had P.D. at the next stop.  Turns out he started this in another car and he assulted a man and woman. People in the train came up to me and thanked me. I also got a letter and a call from LIRR thanking me.

Note to self:  Do not make Mad KPSH angry.  LOL

One time on the way to Penn my idiot friend jumped off the train to smoke a cigarette on the platform in Jamaica... When the doors closed and we started to roll away, he looked horrified and we were all hysterical.  He had to wait like 30 mins for another train into penn. 

[Sean]

Funny video of a "Shinnecock Indian" holding up the LIRR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABTpR9UEbyQ